Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd
umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it
so basically the issues racists were really sold on and why they voted trump was
- the wall
- banning muslims
- repealing obamacare
- deporting all mexicans
and in the few days trump has basically gone and said
- the beautiful impenetrable wall wall? more like a fence, actually.
- the muslim thing is altogether gone
- lets keep parts of obama care it’s not that bad.
- lets deport mexicans but only if they’re here illegally and are caught dealing drugs
so, uh, nice going fuckheads.
me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace
me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building
!!!!!!! ATTENTION !!!!! PLEASE READ VERY IMPORTANT !!!!!!!
Just a Reminder that Donald Trump is and always has been an abuser. A third woman has now accused Mr. Trump of rape.
A woman filed a lawsuit claiming that when she was thirteen years old she was held as a sex slave to Mr. Trump and his friend Jeffrey Epstein. The woman claimed to have a witness, “Tiffany Doe,” to the incidents. Mr. Epstein is a notorious “billionaire pedophile” who is now a Level 3 registered sex offender - the most dangerous kind, “a threat to public safety” — after being convicted of misconduct with another underage girl.
Mr. Trump has a long history of debasing women he’s worked with, crossing the line on a regular basis. He’s taken lifelong joy in objectifying women, including his proclamation: “Women, you have to treat ‘em like shit.”
He’s also been accused of worse than just misogynist language. Two prior women have accused Mr. Trump, in court documents, of actual or attempted sexual assault. (Mr. Trump denies all the allegations.) In fact, Under oath, Ivana Trump accused Mr. Trump of a violent rape. First was Ivana Trump, Donald Trump’s first wife, who said under oath in a 1989 deposition that he had violently attacked her, ripped out her hair and forcibly penetrated her without her consent.
READ HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION
#StayWoke
DONALD TRUMP IS FRIENDS WITH A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER
When it comes time to vote this novemeber ask yourself…do you want a president whose best friend is a pedophile?
Do you want a president who has been accused of serially raping a thirteen year old girl while she was being held captive by his friend the registered level three sex offender?
Just some things to think about here
jesus fucking christ this makes me sick and i’m actually crying right now
he’s a fucking monster
He is literally an inhuman abomination
If Donald Trump was poor he’d be serving SEVERAL life sentences right now
Literally the only reason this rapist isn’t in a cage, where a sub-human animal like him belongs is because he can buy his way out of things
sometimes I wonder why I even have a savings account
One time I used my retail voice on a coworker and she was like, “Don’t use your customer voice on me, I know you’re dead inside like the rest of us, it’s just frightening and weird”
The other day I asked for a table for two in my customer voice and the waitress squinted at me and I cleared my throat and said “Sorry, still in service mode” and she dropped hers and we swapped stories about our day and my boyfriend was like “You two just became two entirely different people in like .5 seconds…”
I can be bitching up a blue streak about a customer-from-hell while the store is empty, and when the phone rings swap over to my retail voice practically in mid-sentence. I even have managers and salespeople from other stores in the chain fooled into thinking I’m infinitely friendly and helpful, and my manager’s husband thinks I’m one of the most professional people in the store. One assistant manager’s daughter dubbed me Perky-Pants because she mostly dealt with me over the phone, and was shocked to the core when I dropped an F-bomb at her graduation picnic.
The acting required in the service industry is beyond the pale. My cousin freaked out when she came to see me at work because I was all smiling and nice while helping someone who was asking inane questions and who basically forced me to walk them to the product and put it in their fucking hand but I was nice as pie until I turned around to walk away and my demeanor changed back to normal and I muttered “what a fucking moron” under my breath as I got back to my cousin. She just looked at me shocked and said “no wonder you’re so exhausted when you get home.”
this is actually referred to as emotional labor in criminology, and is considered one of the hardest forms of labor
The art of bullshit is strong in the service industry
(Source: corsolanite)